CARRY ON GIRLS

As with many films of this time-if you seen one then you seen them all,this isnt the best of them but sticks the sane trusty formula of awful puns and stereotypical characterisations features a suprisingly foxy Wendy Richard.

"oh the indignity !!"

 

                                                                   "shut it Dobin !!"

70s women - hairy

yak yak-etc

foxy

                                 CARRY ON CAMPING

 

Ok lets get it straight theres a bit in this film where Babs Windsor pops out-in the history of Carry on this will be the scene everyone remembers which is a shame perhaps but there you go,mind you the whole series was never about sterling performances and instead about cliches and stereo typical types that made the formula the same for every film despite the setting.

Here we see - as per usual - middle aged men lusting after girls young  enough to be their daughters and women in their 20s at least pretending to be school girls,despite all this it has a few chucklesome moments.

"ok Sid - shes laughing in your face !!"

"prick !!"

"dont fancy yours much"

"and they really beleive we are all 16 !!!"

                                                   FRIDAY THE 13TH

Prob the best of the slasher films i have seen of late,here we see the leaders of a summer camp setting up shop before the kids arrive and unknown to them someone out there resents their prescence-a lot.
Nice little twist at the end-as you do with these kinda films you wonder who the killer is and its a suprise when they are revealed.

"E's ?-trips ?-whizz ?"

"Hubert-you feel kinda funny ?"

"nah all fine here"

"i got a splitting headache"

"there there dearie"

"caught ya !!-lazing on the job !!"

"fine !!-i will get my umion onto this !!"

"Gary !!-the door was open !!"

"just hanging here Margret-its very good for the spine"

A nice relaxing dip

"i'd forget my own head if it wasn't fixed on-oh  wait !!"

"ROFLMFAO !!!!"

                                  HALLOWEEN

First in a long series of films and considered by many to be the best,meet young Mike-he's fresh out of a mental institution after murdering his sister and marks the event by stalking a teenage girl/her pals.

Features Donald Pleasence and a rather unlikeable Jamie Lee Curtis.

"come back silly buns !!-Bruno means nothing to me !!"

 

"hello ladies !!"

                                                       

"right Julian-hold still right ?? !!"

"to be honest Hamish your knife throwing act needs fine tuning a wee bit !!"

Some one on the line

"ok what twat put superglue on the window frame ?? !!"

"i'm sorry darling-this has never happened before !!"

                                                                       7/10



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                      Slumber Party Massacre (1982)

All american apple pie teen decides to hold a slumber party while her parents are out of town.after much bickering the new girl decides not to atttend but stay at home ( handily situated next door for reasons that become clear later on in the film ),a crazed murderer with a liking for power tools that hasnt yet featured in an ep of DIY SOS picks off the girls one by one.
I wouldnt say the film was  that bad but its a fair way in before much happens-still when the fun starts it keeps ones attention.

Sure mom - what can go wrong ?? !!

"great !!- the pizza guy is dead so we get free garlic bread-BONUS !!"

"Accomodation was basic and cramped-will not use Econo Lodge again"

Drill practice

                                         

                                   PROM NIGHT (1980)

A bunch of kids arsing about in a derelict convent accidently kill one of thier fellow sprogs when she falls out of a window-they elect to do what they  consider the decent thing and give it legs ( vowing never to speak of such events ever again )

Nice bunch .....

Anyways the film skips forward to 4 years time and its graduation night.as you would expectfor this kind of film-people start falling off their perches and recieving what they frankly deserve but you might be suprised when the villan/hero is unmasked.

1980s glasses-serious

      

           

"Shirley you cant be serious !!!"

                   

                         

"You wannae go first with him Agnes or me ?? "

                   

"i wouldnae hen !!"

"peek a boo !!!"

"oh  you got me !!"

"heads will roll i tell ye !!"

                           

                           

"told ye !!"

The Majorettes (1987)  A hoodied looney stalks members of a high school majorette team and dispatches them with grisly aplomb,usual wooden acting and the lack of sympathy for the murderees but still fun to watch.                                 "But what is my motivation Mildred ??" Hands up if you use you use Right Gaurd !! Keep Calm And Carry A Corpse "Lionel-how often do you clean out your locker ?? !!" "OOoohh !!!- well i never !!"