Friday, 28 March 2014

The Prowler ( 1981 )

Its ww2 and Rosemary informs informs her GI BF she cant be arsed to wait for him to return and finds someone else-hostilities end and she attends a party with new fella and they meet a grisly and amusing end.

Fast foward 35 years and the towns folk hold the first jolly up since that fatefull night and as you might guess several party attendees meet similar fates-but who is responsible ??-watch and find out !!

                                          Im arresting you for having a horrid beard
                                          Digging for clues
                                          Pitch ( fork ) ing in

                                          http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082951/


Monday, 24 March 2014

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME (1981) 

Teen "princess" is a member of a high school clique-her fellow students fall off the perch-who is responsible ??-watch and find out



                                          Getting head
                                          Take the weight off your neck
                                          80s sat nav-basic

                     http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082498/plotsummary?ref_=tt_ov_pl

                                         

 

Sunday, 23 March 2014

My Bloody Valentine

Not the band but a 1981 american horror flick by the same name,its valetines day and a disturbed type marks the occasion by killing people-like you do,it starts off with the odd person getting killed off for ignoring warnings of dire consequences if they observe the occasion then some party goers explore a disused mine where the real culprit is revealed.


Not very good in all truth

                                         Sweet corpse in freezer no3 Harry-fancy a go ??
                                          One freshly laundered corpse-that will be $5

  Look Shaznay !!-we are out of Bacardi Breezers !!-RIGHT !!! 

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082782/                                                                                                                                                          


The Burning ( 1981 )

Early eighties slasher thats perhaps typical of its genre - i.e wronged person exacts revenge upon a bunch of snotty teens at summer camp.it dont get really gory untill an hour or so in but it was fun to see some objectional types get bumped off.

                                          Hey Josh !!-you got them marshmallows any place ??
                                         Titchmarsh gets a little pissy
                                          I am NOT a repressed homosexual-GOT IT !!
                                          Oooh !! kinda stings!!-feels kinda nice though !!
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                                          I hate this shirt and i wanna go home !!!
                                          You think you got problems !!! ............

                                                  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082118/?ref_=nv_sr_2